PENN V. SHERK
WHAT A JOKE…… NOT A JOKE, FOR IT TO BE A JOKE YOU HAVE TO BE AWAKE ….BJ BORED SHERK TO EVENTUALLY RUN INTO HIS KNEE… HELL NO!!! PENN AND SHERK BORED ME I WANT TO RUN INTO BJ’S KNEE… NO, YOU DON’T NEED TO GET KNEED TO GO TO SLEEP W/ THIS FIGHT. BJ AND SHERK BOTH SUCKED. OK, SHERK SUCKED AND BJ ONLY SUCKED BACK…. I SAW IT FREE AND I WANT MY MONEY BACK I SPENT ON….. THE CANDY BAR THAT GAVE ME THE ENERGY TO BREATH DURING THE FIGHT. AAAAAAAAAAAASHIT, OK SO WHAT WENT WRONG?

BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS, SHERK WAS OBVIOUSLY AFRAID TO DO ANY THING BUT JAB FOR 20 MINUTES @ HALF SPEED. BJ HAD PROMISED HIS MOM HE WOULD NOT HURT LIL SEAN — SO HE ONLY JABBED BACK JUST A LITTLE BETTER SO HE WOULD WIN BY A POINT, THEN HE GOT A CHARLEY HORSE FOR SITTING STILL SO LONG AND WHEN HE STRETCHED HIS LEG, SEAN WHO WAS ABOUT TO PUT HIS HEAD DOWN IN BJ’S LAP TO GO TO SLEEP, RAN INTO THE KNEE. END OF FIGHT, EVERYONE PICK UP YOUR POPCORN BOXES AND HURRY HOME — PBS IS SHOWING THE BJ/MUSCLE RERUN ONLY ONCE. ITS OK FOR BJ TO BE ARROGANT. HE’S A GOOD FIGHTER AND SHOULD NOT BE MATCHED UP AGAINST HIS GROUPIES.

BOTTOM LINE: WHEN FACED W/ HIS IDOL (THAT’S RIGHT, SEAN BEATS OFF BJ’S POSTER HE HAS ON THE CEILING OVER HIS BED) AND BJ MUST HAVE HAD SOME OF THAT MAUI WOWIE, OR WATCHED HIS ” MOTHER THERESA’S GREATEST HITS” VIDEO BEFORE THE FIGHT — FOR A WEEK STRAIGHT BEFORE THE FIGHT, WHICH DID NOT ALLOW HIS BALLS TO DROP INTO THE SACK IN TIME FOR THE FIGHT, THEREFORE THE TESTOSTERONE WAS RE ROUTED INTO HIS DIGESTIVE SYSTEM AND WILL EVENTUALLY SHIT IT OUT. THAT IS MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION AND I’LL DEFEND IT UNTIL SEAN CLEANS UP BJ’S ROOM FOR A WEEK WHILE WEARING HIS = CROTCHLESS FRENCH MAID’S OUTFIT. WHAT? YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME?? WELL, IT WAS EITHER THIS, OR ALIENS CAUSED BJ’S & SEAN TO THE SUDDEN AND IN
A SUDDEN RENOUNCEMENT OF THEIR VIOLENT TENDENCIES MMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM OK!!!

phil parker… is stupid

the fight was not at all the fight we wanted to see. but bj won as we all knew he would. personally i think phill is the funniest comentator or blogger ive ever read. besides myself. infact, he got you two idiots to put your opinions about him on the blog instead of about the fight.

I think I masturbated three times, before I even watched a full minute of the fight. I was expecting a whole lot more from the fight, but I’m glad I had to work that day, otherwise I would have wasted money on beer at the bar watching this fight.

Wow! – I really cannot believe I saw this fight already, (over a month ago) let alone wrote this blog! Thanks andy r, you recognize writing talent when you see it. Seriously folks, seeing this for a second time, having let a month pass by — is even a bigger disappointment. I could not wait to see this fight and was obviously disappointed. Sean was obviously star struck by his idol and could not perform — actually would not try out of fear of what would happen. He did not belong on the same stage w B.J. who is levels above Sean. He made ONE effort; expended ONE burst of energy — AND THE FIGHT WAS OVER. It’s as though BJ was bored or insulted by UFC’s decision to allow someone like Sean to challenge his title and basically stood there for 3 rounds and said “ok, now what are you going to do now?” He swatted away the annoying little gnats until he realized he had better things to do and wanted to go home — but wait — he had to win first. So he did — it was just too easy. If BJ is really THAT GOOD, then he owed it to us viewers to have taken the fight to him from the start, ended it in about 10 seconds and gone home. To have waited 15 minutes swatting gnats, and ending it as easily as he did was a bit arrogant. Winning w/ grace is as important as anything else in this sport. No one likes a show off.

It’s almost too bad BJ can drop to 155 — his competition is clearly @ 170 — I’d love to see him fight against Sanchez, Parysian, Kozcheck, etc. The only 155er who could really stand and go down w/ him at 155 is probably Rich Franklin, who has proven himself

hahahaha why the hell would rich franklin drop to 155 he’s a 205er
thats like akebono calling out urijah faber